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  1. 12-09-2006, 09:38 PM #1
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    Default Squeaky Clean

    One night a man rolls over in bed and gives his wife a big grin.
    She says, ''Not tonight honey, I have a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay clean and fresh.''
    The man feeling rejected rolls over and tries to go to sleep.
    In a few minutes he rolls back over and asks his wife, ''Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow?''
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  2. 12-09-2006, 09:58 PM #2
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    yeah ok i'll pay that!
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  3. 12-09-2006, 11:36 PM #3
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    Hahahahahahaha just told my girlfriend that joke
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  4. 13-09-2006, 01:28 PM #4
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    thats golden.....ill kepp that one for a long time.
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  5. 13-09-2006, 08:24 PM #5
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    thats GOLD, i love it.
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  6. 13-09-2006, 08:38 PM #6
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    haha awesome lol
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