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  1. 12-09-2006, 09:42 PM #1
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    Good: Your children are sexually active.
    Bad: With each other
    Worse: And your wife.

    Good: Hot outdoor sex.
    Bad: Getting arrested.
    Worse: By your husband

    Good: The teacher likes your son.
    Bad: Sexually.
    Worse: The teacher is a he.

    Good: You go home for a quickie.
    Bad: you get caught by your wife
    Worse: You're with her sister.
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  2. 13-09-2006, 01:30 PM #2
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    hahahahaha......obviously ur from tassie
    YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY.......WAIT......NO I DONT
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  3. 13-09-2006, 01:46 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by vn_lexcen_s2
    hahahahaha......obviously ur from tassie
    ouch!! i like
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  4. 13-09-2006, 03:56 PM #4
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    bahahahahahaha.. ahhh NO!
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    Quote Originally Posted by vn_lexcen_s2
    hahahahaha......obviously ur from tassie
    dont tease tassie's, you own a lexcen
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  6. 13-09-2006, 04:32 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Charg'd (sexy vn chick lover)
    dont tease tassie's, you own a lexcen
    hahahaha thats funny as well
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  7. 13-09-2006, 07:01 PM #7
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    haha...you got owned for being from tassie and then u got owned for owning a lexcen...lol...gold! no offence btw. by the way...please dont call it a VN lexcen...its just a lexcen mate sorry...if you want a vn go out and buy one
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    Lexcen. (noun), (1) Failed badge engineering exercise of the 1990's. (2) Named after a dead guy called Ben Lexcen who designed Australia II's back in 1983 (3) A claytons VN. also see Newport.

    Newport: Dodgy Calais rip off.
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    Good:Your daughter has a new job.

    Bad:As a hooker.

    Ugly:Your co-workers are her best clients.

    Way Uglyhe makes more than you do !!!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ruredi
    haha...you got owned for being from tassie and then u got owned for owning a lexcen...lol...gold! no offence btw. by the way...please dont call it a VN lexcen...its just a lexcen mate sorry...if you want a vn go out and buy one
    Why would you want a VN? :P
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  11. 15-09-2006, 10:48 PM #11
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    lol i got this one years ago stil funny as tho
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  12. 16-09-2006, 12:24 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by digitok
    Why would you want a VN? :P
    lol...I dont know...your asking me? lol...
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