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03-09-2004, 02:07 PM
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How to really scare other drivers
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03-09-2004, 02:54 PM
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VE? Very Excellent!!!
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Sometimes i have days when i think that that may come in handy.....
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03-09-2004, 02:54 PM
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Projecting
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I want I want!
Police Officer: Why were you driving so fast!
Me: Missiles chasing me!! Everywhere!!
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03-09-2004, 08:36 PM
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Cheeky Monkey
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Hey that's good I'll get a set as well.
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03-09-2004, 09:46 PM
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Resident Chick Getting Guy
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yes i'd like to buy one with enough ammo to take out all the crap (mostly ford) drivers in the world
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03-09-2004, 09:55 PM
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Investing in happiness
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bahahahahahahhahaha
ME WANTS THEM!!!
As soon as I saw the topic however, "How to really scare other drivers" one thought came to mind..
I was in the McDonalds car park in my VK (auto).. anyway, waiting half hour for my order in the drive thu, this idiot "P Plater" (not stereotyping, this guy was an idiot) decide he wants to start revving his car.. I was sure it was a VN/VP.. anyway, he gets crazy starts etching foward rapidly, standstills etc.. so I put the car in reverse - foot firmly on brakes so I knew it wasn't going anywhere.. the guy kept up the crazyness.. so I gave the car a bit of power (just so the ass end dug down and looked like it was about to go barrel backwards).. surprise surprise, the P Plater backed off..
So thats my little technique to make idiots backoff at lights/drive thru's
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04-09-2004, 01:03 AM
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Projecting
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Nice, not one for road rage, but next time, you could always get out of your car, walk over, rip his keys out of the ignition, throw them as far as you can, get back in your car and drive off.
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04-09-2004, 09:20 AM
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JC's New Zealand Agent
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Haha that is sooooo sweet.
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04-09-2004, 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted by bextor84
Nice, not one for road rage, but next time, you could always get out of your car, walk over, rip his keys out of the ignition, throw them as far as you can, get back in your car and drive off.
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or you could lay a fat burnout and choke him to death.
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04-09-2004, 02:42 PM
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JC's New Zealand Agent
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Originally Posted by FullySik
or you could lay a fat burnout and choke him to death. 
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HAH! Yes, I like that plan.
Bextor have you been watching the video for 'Control' by Puddle of Mudd per chance?
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Only Milk and Juice come in 2 Litres... "There's no replacement, for displacement"
 
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04-09-2004, 05:24 PM
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The BOSS
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bit then doing that you bring unwanted attention to yourself
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