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Old 03-09-2004, 02:07 PM
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Old 03-09-2004, 02:54 PM
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Sometimes i have days when i think that that may come in handy.....
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Old 03-09-2004, 02:54 PM
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I want I want!

Police Officer: Why were you driving so fast!
Me: Missiles chasing me!! Everywhere!!
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Old 03-09-2004, 08:36 PM
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Hey that's good I'll get a set as well.
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Old 03-09-2004, 09:46 PM
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yes i'd like to buy one with enough ammo to take out all the crap (mostly ford) drivers in the world
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Old 03-09-2004, 09:55 PM
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bahahahahahahhahaha
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As soon as I saw the topic however, "How to really scare other drivers" one thought came to mind..

I was in the McDonalds car park in my VK (auto).. anyway, waiting half hour for my order in the drive thu, this idiot "P Plater" (not stereotyping, this guy was an idiot) decide he wants to start revving his car.. I was sure it was a VN/VP.. anyway, he gets crazy starts etching foward rapidly, standstills etc.. so I put the car in reverse - foot firmly on brakes so I knew it wasn't going anywhere.. the guy kept up the crazyness.. so I gave the car a bit of power (just so the ass end dug down and looked like it was about to go barrel backwards).. surprise surprise, the P Plater backed off..

So thats my little technique to make idiots backoff at lights/drive thru's
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Old 04-09-2004, 01:03 AM
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Nice, not one for road rage, but next time, you could always get out of your car, walk over, rip his keys out of the ignition, throw them as far as you can, get back in your car and drive off.
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Old 04-09-2004, 09:20 AM
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Haha that is sooooo sweet.
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Old 04-09-2004, 01:34 PM
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Nice, not one for road rage, but next time, you could always get out of your car, walk over, rip his keys out of the ignition, throw them as far as you can, get back in your car and drive off.
or you could lay a fat burnout and choke him to death.
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Old 04-09-2004, 02:42 PM
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or you could lay a fat burnout and choke him to death.

HAH! Yes, I like that plan.

Bextor have you been watching the video for 'Control' by Puddle of Mudd per chance?
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Old 04-09-2004, 05:24 PM
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bit then doing that you bring unwanted attention to yourself
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