On a nice sunny day a grandfather was sitting by his grandson fishing
When he pulls a six pack from the esky, the kid asks "can i have one?" and his grandfather replies "can your dick touch your ass?" and the kid replies "no" than the Grandfather says "well you cant have some". Than on the way home the kid pulls out a box of cookies and the grandfather asks "can i have some?" and the kid says "can your dick touch your ass?" and he replies yes, then the kid says "we'll go and **** your self, cause these are mine".
thats a good one matee, plus wat made it funny more for me was that i haven't heard it before![]()
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LMOA haha...good one dude!!
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lol, thats good
Lol good 1![]()
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