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    An old couple are having dinner at a restaurant and the husband leans
    over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex
    together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where
    you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."

    "Yes, she says, "I remember it well."

    "Ok," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we
    can do it for old time's sake?"

    "Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but very good idea!"

    There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all
    this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these
    two oldtimers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them
    so there's no trouble." So he follows them.

    They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided
    by walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make
    their way to the fence.

    The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As
    she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Suddenly they erupt
    into the most furious sex that the watching policeman has ever seen.
    This goes on for about ten minutes.

    Finally, they both collapse, panting , on the ground.

    The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about
    life that he didn't know.

    After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old
    couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.

    The Policeman, still watching, thinks this was truly amazing. I've
    got to ask them what their secret is. As the couple passes, he says to them,
    "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic
    sex life together.Is there some sort of secret to this?"

    The old man says, "Well, fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence.
    all those get judged by me, the king of kings..




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