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    A horse walks into a bar, sits down at the bar.

    Bartender says: Why the long face?

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    lol... and thats the extended version... usually the horse never sits down...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charg'd (sexy vn chick lover)
    pathetic..
    It's a classic you just don't know it.

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    ^^^yeah right buddy...a classic
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    Quote Originally Posted by mischf
    It's a classic you just don't know it.
    i know it, its just so lame

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charg'd (sexy vn chick lover)
    i know it, its just so lame
    If it's so lame, maybe you should have it made up as sticker for your car?? :
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    a sandwitch walks into a bar, the barkeeper says "we don't serve food here"

    i like the bar jokes

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    Quote Originally Posted by maxy0987 View Post
    One man is about to beat the people making bad jokes... (with a bar)


    haha, pure GOLD
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    this one may offend, and for that i apologise

    "Jesus walks into a hotel, puts 3 nails on the counter and says 'can you put me up for the night?' "
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    Quote Originally Posted by mischf View Post
    A horse walks into a bar, sits down at the bar.

    Bartender says: Why the long face?
    ha ha that sux

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    Quote Originally Posted by Patrio7 View Post
    this one may offend, and for that i apologise

    "Jesus walks into a hotel, puts 3 nails on the counter and says 'can you put me up for the night?' "
    hahaha pissa
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    A brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a beer please."
    The barman looks at him and says "Sorry, I can't serve you."
    "Why not?" askes the brain.
    "You're already out of your head." says the barman

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