A horse walks into a bar, sits down at the bar.
Bartender says: Why the long face?
i can't believe i actually read that![]()
lol... and thats the extended version... usually the horse never sits down...![]()
pathetic..
It's a classic you just don't know it.Originally Posted by Charg'd (sexy vn chick lover)
^^^yeah right buddy...a classic
<<DRIVE IT LIKE ITS HOT>>
"Calais, interior is rezzed, mess my interior, its suicide you d!ckhead"
i know it, its just so lameOriginally Posted by mischf
If it's so lame, maybe you should have it made up as sticker for your car??Originally Posted by Charg'd (sexy vn chick lover)
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:: hakhawk :: says:
im a geek by day
:: hakhawk :: says:
a mass/axe murderer by night
:: hakhawk :: says:
and a rabbit sometimesI'm only nice to one person per day. Today is not your day....
Tomorrow doesn't look good either.
God must love stupid people, He made so many.
a sandwitch walks into a bar, the barkeeper says "we don't serve food here"
i like the bar jokes
A man walked into a bar.
Ouch
3 men walked into a bar.
You reckon the 3rd one would have seen it
One man is about to beat the people making bad jokes... (with a bar)
a baby seal walks into a club.![]()
this one may offend, and for that i apologise
"Jesus walks into a hotel, puts 3 nails on the counter and says 'can you put me up for the night?' "
attn Über geeks, i play Second life. Patrio Graysmark.
LMFAO that is good
Adam
A brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a beer please."
The barman looks at him and says "Sorry, I can't serve you."
"Why not?" askes the brain.
"You're already out of your head." says the barman