3 Eggs & $1000

[calais_cruzin]

One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box. Curious, she opened it and found 3 eggs and 10,000 dollars.
A little bit suspicious, she confronted her husband of twenty years about it.

"Oh, that," Frank said.
"Every time I cheated on you, I put an egg in this box."

Sue was a bit unhappy about this, but figured that 3 affairs over twenty years wasn't so bad.

"But what about the 1000 dollars?"

"Every time I got a dozen, I sold them."

[BlackVY]

Lol!!! that was funny... how much is a dozen eggs??

[calais_cruzin]

Dunno hopefully they were nice n cheap :P

[wes_v8]

thats pretty good

[VSSPak]

his wang b sore.

[R0d]

theres another version where it was golf balls

[Patrio7]

i had it with beer cans, drank one can to releive the guilt, cashed them at the recyclers