Why we split up.....

[hakhawk]

She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore, and, I'd have to quit.

Then, I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up, $150.00 for a cut and color, $30.00 for a manicure, $40.00 for a pedicure, $50.00 on vitamins, $300.00 on
clothes, and, $600.00 for a gym membership. I asked how come I had to give up stuff, and, she didn't. She said she needed it to look pretty for me.

I told her that's what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.

[R Photon]

lol haha awesome man

[Streetvision]

That's classic.

[Goon]

Sic mate

[Jesterarts]

Mate! I'll drink to that!! lol

[VRFURY]

haha that is fairly funny

[CANYONERO]

so true..... (dont tell my missus) lol