A Good One
A hypochondriac who had pestered his doctor for over 15 years, every week with one ailment or another, dies, ironically his doctor also dies the same day, to add to the irony they are buried side by side in the same cemetery.
About a week after the funeral, the doctor is laying there at peace when he hears a knock on the coffin.
"Who is it" he asks,
"It's Keith, your patient" comes the reply,
"What now Keith" asks the doctor?
"I think I've got worms".
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Very funny Scotty. Now "beam" me up my clothes
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