samurai skills

[JD]

there were 2 samurai masters, master foo and master koh and they were arguing about who had the best skills.
master foo says "my skills are that you wouldn't believe" takes out sword and cuts a passing fly in half with two deft moves.
master koh says "my skills are even greater than yours!" and makes two deft moves at another passing fly, and the fly flys away.
master foo says "you didn't manage to kill you fly i am the greatest!"
master koh says "yes he didn't die but now he can never have children"

i love that joke

[pro_gmh]

lol my uncle told me that joke wheh i was like 6 wow, but at the end isnt he meant to say "ah yes, but fly no fcuk"

[Samuel_18]

aahhhh haaaa hhaaaa thats crack up