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    Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps,

    were a Kiwi guy, an Australian bloke, a little old Greek lady,and a

    young blonde Swiss girl with large breasts.

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    The Train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there

    is the sound of a loud slap.

    When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Kiwi has a bright

    Red hand print on his cheek.

    No one speaks.



    The old lady thinks: The Kiwi guy must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she

    slapped his cheek.



    The blonde Swiss girl thinks: That Kiwi guy must have tried to grope me in the dark, but

    Missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.



    The Kiwi thinks: The Australian bloke must have groped the blonde in the dark.

    She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead



    The Australian thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can smack the Kiwi

    again.

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    old joke but a good one
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    lol thats awsome love it so aussie
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    haha.. good one..
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    HAHA choice!
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    Quote Originally Posted by utility View Post
    i wonder how many new zealanders thunk that was funny lol.
    lol, quite a few id imagine, we'd just change the kiwi and the aussies around :P

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    hahaha nice, but I'd slap the kiwi and grab a handful...
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