Mad As A Meataxe
Tickle Me Elmo
The other day at the tickle me elmo factory a man went into the manager's office and complained about a woman outside. "She's holding up the line," he says. "I don't know what we're going to do. We'll never get this done. You have to do something!"
So the manager gets up and walks outside where he finds the woman with red cloth and a bag of marbles. She was wrapping the marbles in the cloth and then sewing them on the tickle me elmos.
The manager burst out laughing and says "I'm sorry mam. I think you misunderstood my instructions... I told you to give them a couple of "test tickles"
The very existance of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to do it.
Now that is very funny...
" Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out "
thats is funny... considering i'm a test engineer... lol... just sent it to everyone at work... LOL!
The power of 253
lol nice 1
When you fall off the pace with the car you brought to the race, I'll be the one who's flying by you kickin' sh#t in your face
i speak before i think
haha elmo is stilll getting good laughs
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