Big W

[kowan]

A very loud, unattractive, woman walks into Big W with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Big W - nice children you've got there -- are they twins?"
The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl:
"Of course they bloody aren't! The oldest, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you really think they look alike, ya ********?"
"Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone would f**k you twice!"

[Shifty1]

haha ownage..

love to see her reaction in a real life situation..