For you Gobbles

scott8888 · #1 21-09-2004, 12:00 PM

Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk

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Things That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:

Specificity

British Constitution

Passive-aggressive disorder

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Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You're Drunk:

Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you

Nope, no more booze for me

Sorry, but you're not really my type

No kebab for me, thank you

Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?

I'm not interested in fighting you.

Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing

No, I wont make any attempt to dance thanks, I have zero co-ordination.

Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to urinate over the nearest cash
machine or shop front.

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Gobbles · #2 21-09-2004, 01:26 PM

hahaha thanks...classic here i am thinking the impossible ones to say would actually include big words but

haha.
Also i put challenge to saying the first mentioned words after ive been drinking ill let you all know how i go lol

fire balls023 · #3 21-09-2004, 06:54 PM

Scott your so funny

midnight.outlaw · #4 06-10-2004, 09:40 AM

Another pic for gobbles

Gobbles · #5 06-10-2004, 11:41 AM

lol, imagine how hard and heavy that would be to pick up and drink out of after 3 or 4 of them

Bax · #6 06-10-2004, 12:59 PM

You'd certainly cry when you spilt it. About 3 L of beer all wasted

ViperVp · #7 08-10-2004, 11:12 AM

thats funnny as hell mate

DJ Majah · #8 08-10-2004, 11:31 AM

Hehehe, funny photo...but it's a bit concerning that the guy on the left doesnt have any eyes

midnight.outlaw · #9 08-10-2004, 02:55 PM

It's just a big fore head on a bald head

Bax · #10 08-10-2004, 04:08 PM

Hmm, I can see where it looks like they should be. Behind the rim of the glass on the right and behind the froth on the left, but it doesn't look like he has eyebrows either.

Gobbles · #11 08-10-2004, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ Majah

Hehehe, funny photo...but it's a bit concerning that the guy on the left doesnt have any eyes

He must be blind then hahaha

midnight.outlaw · #12 08-10-2004, 09:34 PM

What about this?

DJ Majah · #13 11-10-2004, 10:09 PM

lol

"And our headline story tonight, a state of emergency has been declared after a truck carrying..."

midnight.outlaw · #14 15-10-2004, 07:08 PM

Service held this evening