Heheh, looks like the poms are having a go at the Monaro's slogan there.
From the sniff petrol webiste:
Plans to bring the Australian-built Monaro to the UK have hit a major stumbling block according to Vauxhall spies. Sources within the company's headquarters, which is in Luton, say that, although plans to fix the car's shabby dashboard are well established, extensive testing on UK roads has revealed a far bigger problem: 'We just can't stop the Monaro behaving like an Australian in Britain,' revealed one spy within Vauxhall HQ, which remains in Luton. 'We first noticed the trouble when we tried to drive the development hack out of our car park. We were trying to find open roads in Northamptonshire but the Monaro had other ideas. It wanted to head straight for Earl's Court in London. In fact, later that day it refused to return to our garages and it wouldn't rev properly or maintain a stable tickover until we had installed it alongside 17 nasal-voiced, rucksack-toting Antipodean wankshafts in a two bedroom flat backing on to the A4.
At least we arent bloody whingers!
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