Ewwww- gross joke

[Julie]

There was this man who blew lots of farts. Every night before he hit the sack, he'd go to the bathroom, and there blow and blow the loudest string of huge noisy smelly farts: FRAAAAAAA-AP! FRAAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-AAAP! FRAAA-AAAAAPRRRRRTLTFFFFFF!
After hearing this seminal "concert" his wife would always say: You are a disgrace!!! One of these days you are going to blow the guts out of your ass!!
One fine day, his wife decided to play a joke on him. She bought 10 kilos of pig tripe at the supermarket, and before he went to the bathroom at night she tossed them in the toilet. Her husband, like usual, began making rude strange noises:
FRAAAAAAA-AP! FRAAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-AAAP! FRAAAAA..! AAAAARGH...!
And after, that, a long deathly silence His wife at first began to laugh her ass off. But, after seeing her husband didn't leave the bathroom, she began to worry. At last, a little while later, she began to peer into the bathroom. Her hubby was sitting, leaning back against the wall, with a greenish tint to his face.
Old Man! What happened? she said, worriedly. Nothing, old lady! But like you said , my guts finally blew out my ass! But with the grace of God and this little finger, I got them all back in!!!

[Salem]

oldie....but a discustily good one:P

[fire balls023]

nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!