Bombs away

[rawnrg]

Well there were three men in a hot air balloon, a priest, an aussie, and a member of the army. The hot air balloon started to go down so they all agreed they had to throw some things out each to lighten the load. So the priest goes and throws out some candles. The other 2 reply "why'd you do that?" to which he replied "Ohh i have plenty of them from where i come from". So the Australian goes and throws out some kangaroos. The other 2 reply "Why'd you do that?" to which he replied "Ohh i have plenty of them from where i come from". So then the army member goes and throws out some bombs. The other 2 reply "why'd you do that?" to which he replied "Ohh i have plenty of them from where i come from".

Well they land and a short while later they are walking down the street and they see a man crying. They ask why he is crying to which he replies "Ohh i've just been hit by flying candles!". So they continue on and come across another man crying so they ask why he is crying to which he replies "Ohh i've just been hit by flying kangaroos!" So they keep walking down the street and they come across a man laughing hysterically so they ask why he is laughing.
His response "Ohhh i just farted and my house blew up behind me!"

[Patrio7]

damn that one is ancient lol

[fabz]

i thought it was a aussie preist and a kiwi?? Aussie throws the kiwi out coz he has heaps of them back home?? HAHAHAHAHHA

[Stupa]

thats killa