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    This is great, will probably offend some god botherers, but meh.

    http://silversix.nu/writingscarlincomedy.htm

    Listen to the mp3.
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    hehehe, not bad, he was great in Dogma as Cardinal Glick. I reckon his best standup routine is his one about airport security, somewhat outdated but still classic.
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    Even if there wasn't a God , there would still be those who would feel the need to invent him.

    I was once told.

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    Quote Originally Posted by minux View Post
    This is great, will probably offend some bible bashers, but meh.

    http://silversix.nu/writingscarlincomedy.htm

    Listen to the mp3.
    i didn't now about this bloke.
    thanks for the link
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