Ford announced today

[14secvp]

Heres a few text jokes my mate sent me. Ford announced today that the new falcon is to be named after their recent win at bathurst .The new ford falcon fluke will be out next month.


Scientists have just crossed a giant rooster with an onion and come up with a huge **** that brings tears to your eyes.


New sex drug 50%viagra+50% prozac Its fantastic if ya dont get a f*#k ya dont give a f*#k.

[Christina]

BAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH prozac and viagra.. that is gold...

[14secvp]

yeah thought that was a goodie myself.No more going home after the pub un-happy.

[Pretender]

The Viagra/Prozac message is classic, made me laugh out loud.

[14secvp]

Congratulations your application for extreme makeover has been excepted your paper bag is in the mail and will arrive shortly.

I was asked to do a marathon for charity,I said piss off,they said come on,its for spastics and blind kids.Then I thought shit I could win this.

Durex wishes to inform you that your birth was an accident,please report to your nearest hospital to be put down.sorry for any inconvenience.

police have found a womans body in the park.saggy boobs,varicose veins,wrinkly arse & an enormous fanny. text me back so I know youre ok.

[Pretender]

Made me laugh out loud again, thanks for that.

[90VN55]

hahaha i use to have heaps then my phone got stolen