moderator- for now anyway
A few emo jokes....
dunno if they have been posted in here b4 but here goes anyway
Q: How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 2, one to screw it in and one to cry about it
Q: How do you get an emo out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope
Q: What do emos use as birth control?
A: Their personalities.
Have you heard about the new Emo grass?
No need for a lawnmower, it cuts itself.
Q: How do you stop an emo from drowning?
A: Tell him to write a song about it
Aint no family cruiser!!!
pmsl im gunna send them to my sister shes into all that emo crap
Going where no late model stato/caprice has gone before.... GAME ON!!
GOD
what red and sits in the corner of a room getting smaller and smaller??
An emo with a potato peeler
Aint no family cruiser!!!
HAHAHAHAHA GOLD!Originally Posted by semi
Going where no late model stato/caprice has gone before.... GAME ON!!
LPG Installer :p
The power of 253
Ive also heard a diffrent one. None as they cry in the darkdunno if they have been posted in here b4 but here goes anyway
Q: How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 2, one to screw it in and one to cry about it
When you fall off the pace with the car you brought to the race, I'll be the one who's flying by you kickin' sh#t in your face
Another version I've heard.dunno if they have been posted in here b4 but here goes anyway
Q: How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 2, one to screw it in and one to cry about it
A: 3, one to screw it in, one to write about it, one to cry about it. =]
Loving the emo jokes, going to send them to my sister too, she is into this whole emo phase.
I wish my lawn was emo, then it would cut itself
moderator- for now anyway
So a blonde and an emo kid jump off a tall building at the same time. Who dies first?
The blonde. She drowns in the emo kids tears.
Two emos jump off a bridge. Who wins?....
....Society!
"everybody hates emo kids... even emo kids hate emo kids"
"im so emo they kick me out of the bar when they start "Happy Hour"
swear word
Why do male emos wear eye liner and s**t?
Because they're d**heads.
come get me
I thought it was so the tears are more noticable?
D.
Q: What do you call a bunch of emos at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!
Q: What's the worst thing about 4 emos in a Honda Civic driving off a cliff?
A: The car holds 5.
Q: What's the difference between an emo kid and a mosquito?
A: When you hit a mosquito it stops sucking.
Q: What do you say to an emo in a cue?
A: No cutting.
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