A few emo jokes....

[Julie]

dunno if they have been posted in here b4 but here goes anyway

Q: How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 2, one to screw it in and one to cry about it

Q: How do you get an emo out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope

Q: What do emos use as birth control?
A: Their personalities.

Have you heard about the new Emo grass?

No need for a lawnmower, it cuts itself.

Q: How do you stop an emo from drowning?

A: Tell him to write a song about it

[walesy]

pmsl im gunna send them to my sister shes into all that emo crap

[semi]

what red and sits in the corner of a room getting smaller and smaller??

An emo with a potato peeler

[walesy]

Originally Posted by semi

what red and sits in the corner of a room getting smaller and smaller??

An emo with a potato peeler

HAHAHAHAHA GOLD!

[matty88]

The A to Z guide to Emos:

http://www.no-nothingrock.com/articles/emoabc/abc1.html

[jd hot stuff]

Originally Posted by Julie

dunno if they have been posted in here b4 but here goes anyway

Q: How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 2, one to screw it in and one to cry about it

Ive also heard a diffrent one. None as they cry in the dark

[-UNKNOWN-]

Nice! Damn word limit!

[DanAKAloot]

Originally Posted by Julie

dunno if they have been posted in here b4 but here goes anyway

Q: How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 2, one to screw it in and one to cry about it

Another version I've heard.

A: 3, one to screw it in, one to write about it, one to cry about it. =]
Loving the emo jokes, going to send them to my sister too, she is into this whole emo phase.

[Juzza]

I wish my lawn was emo, then it would cut itself

[Julie]

So a blonde and an emo kid jump off a tall building at the same time. Who dies first?

The blonde. She drowns in the emo kids tears.


Two emos jump off a bridge. Who wins?....


....Society!


"everybody hates emo kids... even emo kids hate emo kids"

"im so emo they kick me out of the bar when they start "Happy Hour"

[drewins]

Why do male emos wear eye liner and s**t?
Because they're d**heads.

[NORTI]

Originally Posted by drewins

Why do male emos wear eye liner and s**t?
Because they're d**heads.

I thought it was so the tears are more noticable?



D.

[DanAKAloot]

Q: What do you call a bunch of emos at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!

Q: What's the worst thing about 4 emos in a Honda Civic driving off a cliff?
A: The car holds 5.

Q: What's the difference between an emo kid and a mosquito?
A: When you hit a mosquito it stops sucking.

Q: What do you say to an emo in a cue?
A: No cutting.