Seasons Greetings!!!

[lowvh6]

T'is the night before christmas
and all through the house,
Everyone felt sh*tty
even the mouse.

Mum at the w_____house
dad smoking grass,
I'd just settled down
for a nice piece of ass.

When out on the lawn
Iheard such a clatter,
I sprung from my piece
and see what's the matter.

Then out on the lawn
I saw a big d*ck,
I knew in a moment
It must be Saint Nick.

He came down the chimney
like a bat outta hell,
I knew in a moment
the barsted had fell.

He filled all our stockings
withpretzels and beer,
its what the old man
had been expecting all year.

He rose out the chimney
with a thunderous fart,
The son of a bitch
Blew the chimney apart

He swore and he cursed
as he rode out of sight,
P*ss on you all
and have a good night.

merry christmas and happy new year everyone here on JC forum
Brenden

[S Pack]

funny now get back to the pub

[MikesVT]

lol, thats a good one.
S Pack misses you in the pub lowvh6
..... AWWWWWWWWW