rick kelly's commo on ebay

[v81ton]

Found this on ebay while cruising the vz pages. I suppose it was inevitable, they'll be crying about this for a while me thinks


http://cgi.ebay.com.au/RICK-KELLY-VZ...ZViewItemhinks.

[v81ton]

Sorry guys, ebay just ended the auction but I managed to copy the text just in time, the last line for payment instructions is a killer. Cheers for the laugh. The Buy it Now price was $100

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YOU ARE BIDDING ON THE CHAMPIONSHIP WINNING CAR AS USED BY HOLDEN'S RICK KELLY

This car not only won the championship but also was involved in the lowest of low acts ever seen before on a motor racing circuit or sports field in this country. This car is so good it won the championship without even winning a round of the series.

AS A SPECIAL BONUS YOU WILL ALSO GET THE EXTRA, EXTRA WIDE REAR BUMPERS FROM THE CARS OF GARTH TANDER AND MARK SKAIFE AFTER ALL THIS WAS A GREAT TEAM EFFORT AND NOTHING GETS PAST THEM EVEN AFTER WARNINGS

BUT WAIT THERE IS MORE....

YOU ALSO GET THE MARSHAL'S BLACK FLAG AND V8 SUPERCAR RULE BOOK WHICH SEEMS TO HAVE BEEN THROWN OUT THE WINDOW WITH ANY CREDIBILITY OF AVESCO AND V8 SUPERCAR STEWARDS OR DRIVING SKILLS WHICH RICK KELLY HAD TO SHOW TO WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP

NO RESERVE, HAPPY BIDDING

I DESERVE THE RIGHT TO END THIS AUCTION EARLY IF COMMON SENSE PREVAILS AND THE TRUE CHAMPION IS CROWNED 2006 CHAMPION ALSO AS IT IS ADVERTISED ELSEWHERE AND MIGHT BE SOLD EARLY SO AS TO BURN ONTOP OF THE MOUNTAIN NEXT YEAR IN MEMORIAL OF THE GREATEST SPORTING INJUSTCE OF 2006.


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PLEASE LET ME KNOW YOUR ADDRESS WHERE I CAN SEND THESE PICTURES WITH YOUR FREE TIN OF PETROL AND A PACKET OF MATCHES

[daron]

hahahaha what a dick

[1vngal]

Ohhh dear. Someone send the guy a tissue.

[Ripcell]

ROFL what a f.uckin wanker

[immortality]

funny how it was fine when Ambrose/ingall were punting people of the track but it's not so good when the Holden camp get one back

[Troy711]

i think its quite funny. atleast someone has a sense of humour.

[NOGEN 3]

I wonder how long extelstra will wait till he realises it's a joke?
I like this 1 better(I thought I got it from here? Where'd it go?)

[chappy]

Originally Posted by NOGEN 3

I wonder how long extelstra will wait till he realises it's a joke?
I like this 1 better(I thought I got it from here? Where'd it go?)

Here I found this laying about

[S Pack]

id be payin COD......then not pay.....lol

[minux]

looks like a sad ford fan will do anything to make a buck.

[MIZVT]

:O i think im the only one not seeing a funny side here

[R Photon]

Originally Posted by vlfury

:O i think im the only one not seeing a funny side here

nope your not the only one