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Old 16-10-2004, 09:32 AM
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Old 16-10-2004, 09:59 AM
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LOL what a dip****.
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Old 16-10-2004, 11:51 AM
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Your f****** kidding me!
Stupid Bitch.
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Old 16-10-2004, 12:34 PM
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Is that the brand of cigarette she's smoking?
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Old 17-10-2004, 06:23 PM
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Is that the brand of cigarette she's smoking?
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Old 17-10-2004, 10:01 PM
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Old 17-10-2004, 10:15 PM
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lol@bextor

What a mastermind, plotting her legal attack on council workers everywhere. When the kid comes out ****ed up she'll say 'It was the jackhammers!!!'
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Old 18-10-2004, 06:03 PM
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God you gotta hate slags like that she's only complaing cause it's driving the clientel away.

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Old 18-10-2004, 07:52 PM
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Sorry about my mum! Aussieholden is right, the customers won't stop anymore, they can't concentrate 'on the job' with the noise of the jack hammers pounding away.
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Old 18-10-2004, 09:21 PM
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Does she charge more or less when shes preggers?
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Old 18-10-2004, 09:52 PM
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Sorry about my mum! Aussieholden is right, the customers won't stop anymore, they can't concentrate 'on the job' with the noise of the jack hammers pounding away.
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Does she charge more or less when shes preggers?
Wouldn't having the council workers there bring in work? (lunch-time quickie?)

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Old 18-10-2004, 10:23 PM
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I thought the jackhammers would tie in nicely, would be a good rythym to keep in time with..
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Old 19-10-2004, 07:58 AM
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Sorry about my mum! Aussieholden is right, the customers won't stop anymore, they can't concentrate 'on the job' with the noise of the jack hammers pounding away.
HAHAHA, now that was an overshare

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I thought the jackhammers would tie in nicely, would be a good rythym to keep in time with..
HAHAHAHHAHAHA
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