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    A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob", where a small knob is placed on the top of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift. Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob."

    Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant.

    After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems: "All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them."

    The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts."........... She said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee beard..."

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    lol that is gold
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    Wow, i've never seen someone so good at copy/pasting.


    Good joke tho. Most would put at the bottom
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    Quote Originally Posted by STEALTHY View Post
    Wow, i've never seen someone so good at copy/pasting.


    Good joke tho. Most would put at the bottom
    You mean orsm.net?
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    i put it like that so 'technically' i'm not linking you to porn, although its not actually a porn site, just has lots of links
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