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Old 15-12-2006, 08:59 PM
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A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother...... "Is it true what Rita just told me?..... Babies come out of the same place where boys put their penises?"..... "Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter...... "But then when I have a baby," the teenager pondered, "won't it knock all my teeth out?"
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Old 15-12-2006, 11:48 PM
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HAHAHAH i'll pay that one
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Old 17-12-2006, 03:33 PM
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Funny if it was the ar$e!!!! Ouch!!
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Old 21-12-2006, 11:45 AM
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What a crack-up, good one , Hmmm I think Ill have a chat to my daughted the little
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Old 21-12-2006, 06:19 PM
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hahhahahhha
all i can say is hahhaha
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Old 26-12-2006, 12:25 AM
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:O hahahha
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Old 29-12-2006, 06:10 AM
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haha i got one its a bit queer but meh
a guy walks into a bar and orders 3 shots of whiskey
the bartender askes what are yoy celebrating??
the guy then reply's my first head job
then the bartender say's congratulations youg fella have another one on the house
then guy then says no thanx mate if 3 dont get that taste out of my mouth nothing will
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