Kids Swearing

[Hairy Eater]

A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?", says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we start swearing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, then you swear after me, ok?" "Ok" the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast. "Oh, **** mum, I guess I'll have some Coco Pops."

WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.

She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?!" "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your ****in' arse it won't be Coco Pops..."

[HVXII]

lol thats awsome

[R0d]

nice joke, i remember reading something like that before


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[Trei]

That's Brilliant, I'm in tears

[XXFR]

i cannot stop laughing man.

[Ripcell]

ROFL LMFAO thats great

[Phoenix21]

lol thats great

[vuv6]

lol

speaking of kids swearing... i was at work the other day and this little aboriginal kid, who was about 3-4, was pushing a trolley round the store. he got stuck in between sum boxes and then all of a sudden blurted out ''F**k these C***s" pushed through the boxes and went on his way. i just ****ed myself laughing and continued putting stock on the shlelf. lol it was hilarious the kid wouldn't ave been a metre tall! lol

[Gavin_LP]

ROFLMAO! When my brother showed me this joke I couldn't stop laughing!