sex quotes
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday =
night.=20
Rodney Dangerfield
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, =
particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."=20
Lynn Lavner
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." Camille =
Paglia
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are =
unimportant."=20
George Burns=20
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole =
relationship."=20
Sharon Stone=20
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. =
Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."=20
Tiger Woods=20
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."=20
Jack Nicholson
" Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but =
he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."=20
Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn't think
Barbara had a sense of humor)
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's =
genitals through his wallet."=20
Robin Williams=20
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place"=20
Billy Crystal=20
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable =
undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other =
women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are =
just grateful."=20
Robert De Niro
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are =
having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe =
swelling. So what's the problem?"=20
Dustin Hoffman=20
"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I =
know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked !"=20
Jerry Seinfeld=20
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only =
enough blood to run one at a time."=20
Robin Williams=20
"It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom." =
Joan Rivers=20
"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences =
money can buy."=20
Steve Martin=20
" You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. =
Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff =
you pay good money for in later life."=20
Elmo Phillips=20
" Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."=20
Oscar Wilde=20
" It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."=20
George Burns=20
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