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> Subject: English cricket jokes
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>> Q. What do Geraint Jones and Michael Jackson have in common?
>> A. They both wear gloves for no apparent reason
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>> Q. What is the height of optimism?
>> A. An English batsman applying sunscreen.
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>> Q. What does Ashley Giles put in his hands to make sure the next ball
>> almost always takes a wicket?
>> A. A bat.
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>> Q. What would Glen McGrath be if he was an Englishman?
>> A. An allrounder.
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>> Q. What advantage do Kevin Pieterson, Andrew Strauss and Geraint
>> Jones have over the rest of their team-mates?
>> A. At least they can say they're not really English.
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>> Q. What is the English version of a hat-trick?
>> A. Three runs in three balls.
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>> Q. What do you call an Englishman with 100 runs against his name?
>> A. A bowler.
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>> Q. What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by English
>> batsmen?
>> A. The walk back to the pavilion.
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>> Q. Who has the easiest job in the English squad?
>> A. The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats.
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>> Q. Why is Andrew Flintoff the unluckiest English player?
>> A. Because he was born in England.
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>> Q. What does "Ashes" stand for?
>> A. Another Sad Horrific English Series.
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>> Q. What's the English version of LBW?
>> A. Lost, Beaten, Walloped.
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>> Q. Who spends the most time on the crease of anyone in the English team?
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>> A. The person who ironed the cricket whites.
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love it, poor poms
We got rep back, yaaay!
wizfiz
>> Q. What do you call an Englishman with 100 runs against his name?
>> A. A bowler.
hahahahahahahahahaha
made me laff
Ouch !! more pain for this bruised pom to add to his reckless paintball forey on Saturday- i look like i have been chesting Brett Lee-paintballing is awesome -totally mad ,my workmates have been laughing at me all big time this week..
Q. can an aussie cricket player win honestly?
A. no, he must bowl underarm
:P
When a man lies, he murders some part of the world
These are the pale deaths that men miscall their lives
All this i cannot bear to witness any longer
Cannot the Kingdom Of Salvation
Take me home.
my ex- wife brought me an Aussie flag cooking apron -Ouch!! nice dig.
Last edited by soyaman; 25-12-2006 at 05:03 PM.
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My pommy family sent my cricket mad brother a Barmy Army T-shirt, we all cracked up.
swear word
Q: What teams gonna lose a test match on the third day?Originally Posted by Outlaw Torn
A: England
swear word
I hope they do anyway else ill look like a d**khead.
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