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IanG · #1 19-12-2006, 06:24 PM

> Subject: English cricket jokes

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>>

>> Q. What do Geraint Jones and Michael Jackson have in common?

>> A. They both wear gloves for no apparent reason

>>

>> Q. What is the height of optimism?

>> A. An English batsman applying sunscreen.

>>

>> Q. What does Ashley Giles put in his hands to make sure the next ball

>> almost always takes a wicket?

>> A. A bat.

>>

>> Q. What would Glen McGrath be if he was an Englishman?

>> A. An allrounder.

>>

>> Q. What advantage do Kevin Pieterson, Andrew Strauss and Geraint

>> Jones have over the rest of their team-mates?

>> A. At least they can say they're not really English.

>>

>> Q. What is the English version of a hat-trick?

>> A. Three runs in three balls.

>>

>> Q. What do you call an Englishman with 100 runs against his name?

>> A. A bowler.

>>

>> Q. What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by English

>> batsmen?

>> A. The walk back to the pavilion.

>>

>> Q. Who has the easiest job in the English squad?

>> A. The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats.

>>

>> Q. Why is Andrew Flintoff the unluckiest English player?

>> A. Because he was born in England.

>>

>> Q. What does "Ashes" stand for?

>> A. Another Sad Horrific English Series.

>>

>> Q. What's the English version of LBW?

>> A. Lost, Beaten, Walloped.

>>

>> Q. Who spends the most time on the crease of anyone in the English team?

>>

>> A. The person who ironed the cricket whites.

>

JD · #2 19-12-2006, 06:56 PM

love it, poor poms

daron · #3 19-12-2006, 07:01 PM

>> Q. What do you call an Englishman with 100 runs against his name?

>> A. A bowler.

hahahahahahahahahaha
made me laff

soyaman · #4 19-12-2006, 10:15 PM

Ouch !! more pain for this bruised pom to add to his reckless paintball forey on Saturday- i look like i have been chesting Brett Lee-paintballing is awesome -totally mad ,my workmates have been laughing at me all big time this week..