come backs.....

[Sabby]

when your having a verbal fight with someone, or a mate as a joke
whats the best come backs youve herd?
also, wats the funniest one line jokes u heard?
if this thread has been made somewhere else then mods u can close this

[STEALTHY™]

Someone says something about your mother/sister

come back is always 'you touch her you take her'



If they say something like i had your mother last night etc, saying you only have 2 dads always screws with their head.

[walesy]

hahaha the 2 dads one is good!!! that would really freak them out

[Sabby]

lol i heard this the other day
its kinda lame but i laughed

Man: Do you want to dance?
Woman: NO
Man: Sorry, I think you misheard me...I said, You Look fat in those pants

[R0d]

lol smooth.... have you ever had one of those people that you say something to and they have a comeback but its exactly the samething you said to them?

[Patrio7]

heh if someone tries to bag my mother, they don't know what they're saying makes me laugh every time

[Sabby]

lol if someone bags your mother by saying " oh she was great last night"
what if you agreed? its discusting but it will shut them up

1: your mum was great last night in bed haha
yer i no, how did u find out

[azkwazere]

Best come back:

Person One: Can you hand me that bread basket?
Person Two: You're a bread basket..

Senario 2:

Person One: Do you like my car?
Person Two: You're a car....

he he he

Simple.

aZk.

[Stressball]

heh, one of my friends always does that, except it's not "you're a *", it's "your FACE is a *"

That streetlight isn't working
Your FACE isn't working/is a streetlight

[AttaBoy]

I was on a train to the city and this man sitting opposite to me said angrily "what are you look at!"
and I said "your ugly face!"

[SlapNuts]

Friend: I've changed my mind...
You: Excellent, so does the new one work better?


You: I reckon you'd make a great exchange student.
Friend: Wow, you really think so?
You: Yes, we might be able to exchange you for someone nice.


I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can diet.

[Pretender]

My friend at school was constantly picked on by a group of "popular"girls who would tell him how ugly he was. The leader started on him one day and his reply was " Well at least if I was a girl I'd have Tits".
This girl was 15 and flat chested and burst into tears. They never called him ugly again but he did get confronted by many of their boyfriends who didn't really want to fight, for good reason, but wanted to appear tough in front of the girls. What these guys actually said to him was a lot different from what they told the girls they had said.

[cracker]

if ur in an agrument and ur losing u say
do you want my come back? its on ur mums face

[stocky]

Originally Posted by cracker

if ur in an agrument and ur losing u say
do you want my come back? its on ur mums face

never heard that before. thats awesome