Little Johnny in school again ..

[web inspector]

Johnny was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out - Fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of industry etc. but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about His father.

"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and give them lap dances. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."

The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Johnny aside to ask him if that was really true. "No" said Johnny, "He plays cricket for England, but I was just too embarrassed to say..."

[vr_owner]

"but Billy" inst that meant to be johnny

[jd hot stuff]

Thats good, but not that funny.

[burnz]

so johnny has an alias as billy