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Little Johnny in school again ..
Johnny was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out - Fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of industry etc. but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about His father.
"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and give them lap dances. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."
The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Johnny aside to ask him if that was really true. "No" said Johnny, "He plays cricket for England, but I was just too embarrassed to say..."
"but Billy" inst that meant to be johnny
The power of 253
Thats good, but not that funny.
When you fall off the pace with the car you brought to the race, I'll be the one who's flying by you kickin' sh#t in your face
dah dut dut da dah
so johnny has an alias as billy
Research has shown that men usually sleep on the right side of the bed.
Even in our sleep we happen to be right.
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