Greenies and Gov red tape ..
The head Greenie Tree Hugging Lady Activist, who was responsible for getting horses banned from National Parks and State Forests, was climbing a big tree to have a look out over the forestry when a Tawny Frogmouth Owl attacked her for invading its nesting site.
In a panic to make her escape, she slid down the tree, getting many splinters in the crotch of her designer shorts. In considerable pain she hurried to the nearest Doctor, told him she was an environmentalist, and how she got all the splinters.
The Doctor listened with great patience and then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help her.
She waited for three hours before the Doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded: "What took you so long?"
He smiled and then told her: "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forestry Service, National Parks and Wildlife Service, Rural Fire Service, and Conservation and Land Management, before I could remove "Old Growth Timber" from a recreational area... I am sorry but they turned me down."
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