Banned
Trip To Melbourne.
A nurse walks into a room and sees a patient pretending he is driving a car, with his hands at 10 and 2. The nurse asks him, "Charlie what are you doing?" Charlie replies, "Can't talk right now, I'm driving to Melbourne!" The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.
The next day the nurse enters Charlie's room just as he stops driving his imaginary car and she asks, "Well Charlie how was your trip?" Charlie says, "I'm exhausted, I just got into Melbourne and I need some rest." "That's great," replied the nurse, "I'm glad you had a safe trip."
The nurse leaves Charlies room, and then goes across the hall into another patients' room and finds Ed sitting on his bed masturbating vigorously. Shocked, she shouts, "Ed what the hell are you doing?" To which Ed replies, "Ssssshhhh, I'm shagging Charlies wife while he's in Melbourne".
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The power of 253
Lol gold
When you fall off the pace with the car you brought to the race, I'll be the one who's flying by you kickin' sh#t in your face
Rick =]
hahahaha thats a pretty good 1 =]
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