The Lonely Widow
A lonely widow in her 70's, decided she wanted to get married again. So she placed an advert in the local newspaper that read:
HUSBAND WANTED
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
On the second day she heard the doorbell ring. Astonished, she rushed to open the door to see a little grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair with no arms or legs.
"You're not seriously asking me to consider you, are you?" the widow said.
"Just look at you ... you have no arms to hug me with!"
The old man smiled, "Yes thats true, But I can never beat you either!"
"And look you don't have any legs either!" she remarked.
The old man smiled, "Yes thats true, But I also can not run around on you!"
The widow raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still good in bed then?"
The old man leaned back, with a big smile and said,
"I rang the door bell, didn't I?"
The wedding is scheduled for next Saturday !!!
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