Great way to get a punch in the head!

[Sphinx]

A husband and wife were lying in bed together one night. The wife rolled over and placed her hand lovingly on the chest of her husband.

"Honey," the wife said, "if I died would you get married again?"

The husband said, "Never, my dear."

The wife said, "I''m sure you would."

So the husband said, "Okay, I would"

"Would you let her sleep in our bed?" the wife asked.

And the husband replied, "I suppose so."

Then the wife asked, "Would you let her wear my clothes?"

"I doubt she'd want to," the husband said. "She'd be so much thinner."

[Stressball]

heh I've heard a variation of this joke where the roles are reversed and it's the wife who is being asked. The final question is "would you let him use my golf clubs?" and she replies "No, he's left-handed"

Funny stuff

[whizzn]

i like it
maybe i should try this one see where i get lmao