Just Car Sayings!

[Bubbaj247]

Post Your Car Sayings Here!

[Bubbaj247]

Man who runs behind car gets exhauted!

Man who runs in front of car gets tyred!

[TheForgotten]

when the clutch drops the bull$#!7 stops
my motto... pity I drive an auto

built not bought

driven not hidden

don't drive it like ya stole it. drive it like ya spent $30k and 3 years on it

[pow3rslave]

only milk and juice come in 2 litres.

[R0d]

i remember a saying off a t-shirt which i use for people who contiously talk

get in, shut up and hang on.

[Pretender]

It may be plastic and not classic but I'm guaranteed to get there.

Only cheap wine comes in 5 litres.

Ahhh the old days, 0 - 100 in 11 seconds, 17 second 1/4 mile and 13mpg in a V8, what's to miss?

Real men smoke Eagers (just liked the old ad)

[pr0n]

Gas, Grass, Or Ass. No One Rides For Free!

[AirStrike]

My personal favourite as seen on a stock R32 GTS-t:
'If it doesnt whistle, its not a missle'
Laughed my ass off.
AirStrike

[Bax]

Don't know who started it.

But its the
Boost me, and double clutch me, so I can get my. Loss of Traction.

[Mr Squishi]

pr0n took my favourite.

A conversation me and a friend had the other day:
"Your car needs Jesus handles."
"It's got em in the back"
"I'm not sitting in the bloody back!"

[alexp36]

HOLDEN = Hop Out Luv, Damn Engine's Nackered

But:
FORD = Fix Or Repair Daily
FORD = Found On Rubbish Dump
FORD = F**ked On Race Day

I'm sure there's a few more of these around. Anyone care to add some?

[davey g-force]

"Ban low performance drivers, not high performance cars"

[pow3rslave]

Gas, Grass, Or Ass. No One Rides For Free!

too much fu manchu for you!

[JD]

i love this one
Holdens keep you Holden on

[padrickz88]

"ITS GOT VTEC YOO!1" hahahahahaha

[Doctor Bob]

some oldies i remember from way back when...lol

if its got tits or wheels its gonna be trouble

injection is nice but id rather be blown

if you want more inches stroke it

Rob

[Patrio7]

if it has more decibels than horses, somethings wrong

[Mr_Calais]

If you cant find it, grind it

-for all those that are less exprienced than the rest lol

[walesy]

If you cant find it, grind it

-for all those that are less exprienced than the rest lol

"clean teeth are happy teeth" i dunno its sorta the same thing, crunching gears!?

[Patrio7]

Just when you thought you were winning the rat race along comes faster rats

[dufus]

FORD - Flipped Over Rear Display
FORD - Fast Only Rolling Downhill
FORD - Found On Road Dead
DROF - Driver Returns On Foot (for the dyslexics among us)

Fords are better than Holdens.... haha yeah, right.

[RecklessXL]

"I'd rather push my Holden than drive a Ford"
"Caution: I drive like you do"
"Moooooove, im trying to speed!"

Or, my personal favourite..

"Most people say, less talk more action. But i say, more torque less traction"

[Not_An_Abba_Fan]

If it's too loud, you're too old.
If you don't like my driving, stay off the footpath.

[spauldj308]

If you cant find it, grind it

-for all those that are less exprienced than the rest lol

Thats why they're all in a box, right? So you don't lose the bits?

[suppy]

If you cant find it, grind it

-for all those that are less exprienced than the rest lol

and along those lines
"don't panic, mum's a mechanic"