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11-01-2007, 02:55 PM
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VTR247
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Ride: VT ACCLAIM II
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: VICTORIA
Posts: 60
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Just Car Sayings!
Post Your Car Sayings Here!
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11-01-2007, 02:56 PM
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VTR247
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Ride: VT ACCLAIM II
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: VICTORIA
Posts: 60
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Man who runs behind car gets exhauted!
Man who runs in front of car gets tyred!
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11-01-2007, 08:00 PM
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yep.....
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Ride: VR EXEC
Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 1,206
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when the clutch drops the bull$#!7 stops
my motto... pity I drive an auto
built not bought
driven not hidden
don't drive it like ya stole it. drive it like ya spent $30k and 3 years on it
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Originally Posted by joe_rolls_commo
If you have trouble, flood the c.n.u.t with degreaser, chuck some gravel in, put the cap back on and shake it like an english baby-sitter with an un-wanted red-headed love-child. Tally-Ho!
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12-01-2007, 12:15 AM
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Fear my Vee-Peeness
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Ride: SV6 VP
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: burwood, vic
Posts: 586
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only milk and juice come in 2 litres.
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12-01-2007, 12:25 AM
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Ride: Vs Acclaim
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Perth
Posts: 327
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i remember a saying off a t-shirt which i use for people who contiously talk
get in, shut up and hang on.
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12-01-2007, 12:34 AM
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Brain function fading .
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Ride: Pajero LWB Wagon, Power/economy what's that ???
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Sunny Rockingham WA
Posts: 577
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It may be plastic and not classic but I'm guaranteed to get there.
Only cheap wine comes in 5 litres.
Ahhh the old days, 0 - 100 in 11 seconds, 17 second 1/4 mile and 13mpg in a V8, what's to miss?
Real men smoke Eagers (just liked the old ad)
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$50.00 paid for each answer to a post of mine.
P lease note cheques will not be honoured
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12-01-2007, 07:13 AM
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It's A Me ' MARIO '
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Ride: 91 VP Commodore
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Gladstone
Posts: 261
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Gas, Grass, Or Ass. No One Rides For Free!
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12-01-2007, 09:01 AM
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<---------Aint it true!
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Ride: 91' VN SS & 94' VR BT1
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Melbourne
Posts: 6,179
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My personal favourite as seen on a stock R32 GTS-t:
'If it doesnt whistle, its not a missle'
Laughed my ass off.
AirStrike 
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function > form
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12-01-2007, 09:04 AM
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Projecting
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Ride: VL PROJECT
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: QLD
Posts: 3,397
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Don't know who started it.
But its the
Boost me, and double clutch me, so I can get my. Loss of Traction.
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12-01-2007, 10:26 AM
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Need Beer.
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Ride: 1989 VN SS (Auto)
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: a**-end of Tasmania
Posts: 63
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pr0n took my favourite.
A conversation me and a friend had the other day:
"Your car needs Jesus handles."
"It's got em in the back"
"I'm not sitting in the bloody back!"
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12-01-2007, 10:51 AM
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Keep honkin-I'm reloading
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Ride: VR Executive
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 59
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HOLDEN = Hop Out Luv, Damn Engine's Nackered
But:
FORD = Fix Or Repair Daily
FORD = Found On Rubbish Dump
FORD = F**ked On Race Day
I'm sure there's a few more of these around. Anyone care to add some?
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12-01-2007, 12:03 PM
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I'm a sceptic...
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Ride: Silver VY SS A4
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: "...the winner is..."
Posts: 1,196
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"Ban low performance drivers, not high performance cars"
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"To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be."
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12-01-2007, 05:16 PM
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Fear my Vee-Peeness
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Ride: SV6 VP
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: burwood, vic
Posts: 586
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pr0n
Gas, Grass, Or Ass. No One Rides For Free!
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too much fu manchu for you!
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15-01-2007, 03:44 AM
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In a commodore once again
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Ride: 1992 VP V6 5spd & 1988 VN Wagon ( Wrecking )
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Morphett Vale, SA
Posts: 1,671
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i love this one
Holdens keep you Holden on
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Now to be a Caprice!
help me get there by rewarding me for my excellent posting skills!