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Old 16-01-2007, 06:07 PM
 

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A 19 year old Guy Took out a VY HSV Clubsport out for a test drive From
Bundoora Holden in Victoria. On the drive back to the dealer he gave a
little too much gas around the last corner before the Dealership,
lost control of the car, mounted the curb and flew 10 meters over the gate
into the front Yard of the dealership......... Lets just say they are re
assessing the rules of test drives from now on.........
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Old 16-01-2007, 06:12 PM
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oh god, how old are these pics, gotta be near on 2 years now
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Old 16-01-2007, 06:42 PM
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yeah i think they were on here about a year ago. still good to see any pics of a smashed up euro car
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Old 16-01-2007, 06:44 PM
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oh god, how old are these pics, gotta be near on 2 years now
I'm willing to bet closer to 3 years.
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Old 16-01-2007, 06:47 PM
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why is there a bmw in the dealership?
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Old 16-01-2007, 07:59 PM
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ssmate - someone probably traded it in to buy a car from the dealership, what you think happens to traded in cars?

I never knew this was Bundoora Holden but looking, it does look like Grimshaw Street..
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Old 16-01-2007, 08:04 PM
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haha neva thought of that
hahah sucka its **** now isnt it
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Old 17-01-2007, 12:12 AM
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The original story that some sales critter at Watson Holden had allowed a 19 year old to test drive a VY HSV Clubsport, and that the kid had somehow managed to get the thing airborne on the homeward stretch, writing off 7 cars.

Somebody I forwarded the Watson Holden story on to, replied with the following text, not his own, and unattributed:
Ok he wasnt 19 he was 23 (and its HIS car not a test drive) he has had the car approx 5-6 months it was insured in his Mums name. He was being followed by an off duty copper in a SS and was doing approx 160 down Grimshaw Street...and lost is when a car in front went to make a turn..forcing him into the kerb and up onto the grass (this in turn as it is sloped) acted as a ramp...he then used the BMW as a trampoline and took out BMW, Vectra, Commodore and a Ford Ute..as well as serious damage to the Clubby. TMU arrived on the scene within a couple of minutes and he was taken away 15 minutes after the accident, they are going to throw the book at him...apparently he had been followed for a while and there are approx 5 witnesses also claiming to see him driving like a tool..... speeding heaps and weaving in and out of traffic
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Old 21-01-2007, 06:48 AM
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*guy gets out of the car and throws the keys back to the salesman*
guy: ummmmm sorry mate i dont think its right for me hahahahaa
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Old 22-01-2007, 06:37 PM
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*guy gets out of the car and throws the keys back to the salesman*
guy: ummmmm sorry mate i dont think its right for me hahahahaa
lmao lol thats crazy
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Old 22-01-2007, 09:06 PM
 

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Can't believe nobody has said it yet, but that will buff right out!
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Old 22-01-2007, 10:19 PM
 

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lmao lol thats crazy
lol he sneezed as he hit 3rd
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Old 22-01-2007, 10:27 PM
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I wonder if the guy came back frmo the test drive and said... "I'll take it!! "
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