Pathetic Ricer EXCUSES

[Christina]

1. But you have 4 cylinders more than me!

2. Boost isn't working properly.

3. Its not tuned to race.

4. My oversized tacho doesn't work so I can't change properly.

5. I wasn't concentrating I was comparing Milo tin exhausts on that Excel across the road.

6. It's my sisters car and she wont let me race (but I would beat you anyway)

7. My G-Tech says my 2.0L Prelude DOHC runs 11.7 so it's not worth running you.

8. Its too hot - the intercooler won't work efficiently.

9. Oh you were racing?

10. Mum thought my Swift was a safer car.

11. My NISMO sticker fell off my window automatic 50rwkw loss

12. My aftermarket 24 inch wheels won't let me go over 3500rpm

13. My 15 year old Girlfriend doesn't like me racing.

14. I can't my mum is in the car.

15. I just got my P's so I don't want to lose my licence.

16. I don't race SS's you might be a cop.

17. The canary for my neons makes me slower.

18. My blue light cluster blinded me so I missed a gear (in an auto Lancer).

19. Its a cruiser not a racer...

20. Its only a 4cyl but I brag that I beat 6's like 202's

21. These 19 inch rims on my Lancer a too expensive.

22. My 4 15inch subs are too loud couldn't hear you take off.

23 My front mount isn't positioned right.

24. My homemade induction is blocked

25. When I get a tune I will run 11's

26. My Lancer is speed limited to 60km/h

27. My Big fog lights weigh the car down too much.

28. I was running low boost.

29. But my mum said it was quick.

30. But you have 3.7L more than me.

31. My FWD LSD was playing up.

32. I missed 2nd gear (in an Auto).

33. I need another gauge then I will be faster.

34. My Alternator is playing up so I've lost power

35. But Habib said my Mirage has 270rwhp.

36. I missed timed the push button for my NOS.

37. But my 4 15inch sub magnets, the 6x9's and the 50 amps in my car slow me down.

38. I didn't know you had gone all I could see was a cloud of smoke.

39. I don't have the tools to take my headlight out.

40. My sister's cat keeps climbing in the exhaust.

[VS Omega]

http://www.conceptcarz.com/vehicle/z1028/default.aspx

It's Nismo badged because it's made by Nismo. Would maul you

[Patrio7]

I know I would use some of those excuses >.<

[Christina]

Was taken from another forum, I did not make them up, found them funny.

[azkwazere]

Yeah some of those were ok but im really not into the whole bagging ricer thing... Some of them drive really nice modified imports and being a car enthusist i can appreciate anyhting that someone has put time into. I really like some sylvias and supras along with a nice skyline.

Its funny to bag those who dont have nice imports and try hard as they wish they did... but other than that its harsh to bag someone for what they like.


juzza, that skyline was wicked.....

aZk.

[daron]

hahahha im sure we have all heard some of these b4

[Christina]

once again, i don't think it's really bagging people, just making jokes on what people would probbably NEVER say.
that's why it's in the joke forum.

cheers.

[Farlig]

lol good stuff, ive heard the gtec one said many times lol

[cxcxcxvcvcvc]

cheers juzza for that link i just made that skyline my desktop screen saver! i love all kinds of cars but i do think its funny when you see some dude pull up to the lights in his excel and hes trying to look tough like he thinks hes vin desiel from fat/furious haha lol but then again each to there own and i spose its better to see some people waste there money on there cars (even if they are crap) than to waste it drugs!

[R0d]

it would really be funny if they have a forum for 'ricers'. And in the forum they bag how holden drivers always try to race them and lose

[younggun]

mmmmm yeh not a big fan of imports dont mind skylines there alright probely favourite import yeah cant stand the guys that pull up in there excel huge body kit milo tin on the ass end music thumping dont even bother blowing them away half the time

[VS Omega]

I'm a fan of cars in general, don't agree with targeting jokes at a specific group, especially since some of them may not be well off and can't afford a faster car or they're happy the way they are.. but yeah, some of these are funny I suppose.

[VS Omega]

it would really be funny if they have a forum for 'ricers'. And in the forum they bag how holden drivers always try to race them and lose

It'd probably go more along the lines of those damn generic V6 Commodore drivers with their clubsport front bars and doof doof

[Christina]

i met up with my brother a few weeks back at McDonalds, never seen so many lancers .. they kept bagging me, saying I had too much tyre in my guard and some crap about ricers being pure sex appeal... mmmm

I was thinking, WTF? look at you, you've got 16" chromies.

[Christina]

I'm a fan of cars in general, don't agree with targeting jokes at a specific group, especially since some of them may not be well off and can't afford a faster car or they're happy the way they are.. but yeah, some of these are funny I suppose.

targetting Jokes....

lighten up dude, that's what they are, Jokes, it's not as if it is applied to all cars. I bet alot of them could kill my v6 if they did have a turbo set up or whatever.

[burnz]

1. But you have 4 cylinders more than me!

2. Boost isn't working properly.

3. Its not tuned to race.

4. My oversized tacho doesn't work so I can't change properly.

5. I wasn't concentrating I was comparing Milo tin exhausts on that Excel across the road.

6. It's my sisters car and she wont let me race (but I would beat you anyway)

7. My G-Tech says my 2.0L Prelude DOHC runs 11.7 so it's not worth running you.

8. Its too hot - the intercooler won't work efficiently.

9. Oh you were racing?

10. Mum thought my Swift was a safer car.

11. My NISMO sticker fell off my window automatic 50rwkw loss

12. My aftermarket 24 inch wheels won't let me go over 3500rpm

13. My 15 year old Girlfriend doesn't like me racing.

14. I can't my mum is in the car.

15. I just got my P's so I don't want to lose my licence.

16. I don't race SS's you might be a cop.

17. The canary for my neons makes me slower.

18. My blue light cluster blinded me so I missed a gear (in an auto Lancer).

19. Its a cruiser not a racer...

20. Its only a 4cyl but I brag that I beat 6's like 202's

21. These 19 inch rims on my Lancer a too expensive.

22. My 4 15inch subs are too loud couldn't hear you take off.

23 My front mount isn't positioned right.

24. My homemade induction is blocked

25. When I get a tune I will run 11's

26. My Lancer is speed limited to 60km/h

27. My Big fog lights weigh the car down too much.

28. I was running low boost.

29. But my mum said it was quick.

30. But you have 3.7L more than me.

31. My FWD LSD was playing up.

32. I missed 2nd gear (in an Auto).

33. I need another gauge then I will be faster.

34. My Alternator is playing up so I've lost power

35. But Habib said my Mirage has 270rwhp.

36. I missed timed the push button for my NOS.

37. But my 4 15inch sub magnets, the 6x9's and the 50 amps in my car slow me down.

38. I didn't know you had gone all I could see was a cloud of smoke.

39. I don't have the tools to take my headlight out.

40. My sister's cat keeps climbing in the exhaust.

luve number 38

http://www.conceptcarz.com/vehicle/z1028/default.aspx

It's Nismo badged because it's made by Nismo. Would maul you

that look like BS 400neddies from a 2.8ltr n/a i6

[Christina]

lol yeah, my favourite is probbably the NOS one.

once again, i didn't make these, got them off another forum.

[VS Omega]

that look like BS 400neddies from a 2.8ltr n/a i6

It's made by Nismo (Nissan Motorsport), you seem surprised. They can do such amazing things with an N/A 6, and look what Holden's doing (though I realize that car costs $100,000).

Christina - I'm lightened up but c'mon, it's always the anti-"ricer" stuff, get's to me is all

[burnz]

It's made by Nismo (Nissan Motorsport), you seem surprised. They can do such amazing things with an N/A 6, and look what Holden's doing (though I realize that car costs $100,000).

Christina - I'm lightened up but c'mon, it's always the anti-"ricer" stuff, get's to me is all

yes you are right but look at the private sector
where is the hp for such a small motor remembering R/D from
these guy's is well ahead of nismo.
it just seam to far fetched unless it's nitro fuelled!

[burnz]

sorry christina for yousing your theard

[Christina]

don't be sorry .!

[R0d]

i have been in a ricer with a guy who does number 5. He was pointing out all the 'cool' exhausts.

[Christina]

i have been in a ricer with a guy who does number 5. He was pointing out all the 'cool' exhausts.

lol, i was in autobarn a few weeks ago (BUYING OIL ) and i saw a twin tip of love hearts

[burnz]

lol, i was in autobarn a few weeks ago (BUYING OIL ) and i saw a twin tip of love hearts

baaawhaaa twin loveheart's that's COOL

[Christina]

baaawhaaa twin loveheart's that's COOL

lol, have a look next time you go there.
i would be so tempted to buy them, but i'd feel shameful.