Aussies and kiwis

[The1985divo]

Sitting together on a train travelling through the Swiss Alps, were a Kiwi, an Australian (both guys), a young blonde lady, and a little old Swiss lady.

The train goes through a tunnel, and a few seconds later there's the sound of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Kiwi has a bright red hand print on his cheek.

No one speaks.

The old lady thinks: That Kiwi must have groped the blond in the dark, and she slapped his cheek.

The blonde thinks: That Kiwi must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady. She slapped his cheek.

The Kiwi thinks: That Australian must have groped the blonde in the dark.
She tried to slap him, but missed, and got me instead.

The Australian thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel so I can smack that Kiwi again.

[DavidPartay]

ehehehehe

It'd be funny if that actually happened

[Gobbles]

I felt the end of that joke was a complete let down

[jetspin_vn]

Slapping?! You bloody wuss!!

Come on Salem I'll go you some tranz tasman fisticuffs!!

[fourstar82]

Slapping?! You bloody wuss!!

Come on Salem I'll go you some tranz tasman fisticuffs!!

Then that makes it too obvious about who started it.