ford jokes you might like

[shumway]

1. Ford is trying something new, they're putting heaters in the tail gates of their 1999 Ford trucks, It will keep your hands warm while pushing them in the winter!

2. Stats show that 90% of all Fords bought are still on the road, the last 10% made it home!


3. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. If it wasn't for our Fords, our tools would rust.

4. WHAT DID THE CHEVY SAY TO THE FORD?
Would you like a tow home?

5. FORD-Found On Road Dead

FORDS-For Old Retarded Dip ****s

FORD-Found On Reservation Dump

FORD-Fix Or Repair Daily

FORD-Backwards... Driver Returns On Foot

FORD-Factory Ordered Road Disaster

FORD-Factory Ordered Rebuilt Dodge

FORD-Flip Over Read Directions

FORD-Fixed On Race Day

FORD-Ford Owner Really Dumb

FORD-For Only Retarded Drivers

FORD-**** Only Runs Downhill

FORD-Fat Old Rusted Dog

FORD-Funky Old Road Dog

FORD-Found On Roadside's Destroyed

6. HOW IS A GOLF BALL DIFFERENT FROM A FORD?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards!


7. WHY ARE THERE SIDEWALKS BESIDE MOST STREETS AND HIGHWAYS?

So Ford owners have a safe place to walk home.


8. This is Chevy country and on a quiet night you can hear a Ford rust...

9. A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I'll give you a lollipop." The girl kept walking.
Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me and I'll give you two lolly pops." She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way.
The man said "Get in with me and I'll give you this whole bag of lollipops!"
Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Ford, YOU ride in it!!!"

10. Buy a Ford and you buy the best. Drive the first mile and walk the rest

11. WHY IS THIS COUNTRY (US) SO FAR IN DEBT?
Because the President drives a Ford

12. Do you know that Ford has admitted they are expensive and unreliable?
That new commercial they are running says so! When that country singer says "If I had me some money"
He admits he can't afford one, and when he adds that he'd "buy a Ford truck or two" it because he needs a spare.

13.

SPEED KILLS
DRIVE A FORD
LIVE FOR EVER

14. HOW DO YOU DOUBLE THE VALUE OF A FORD?
Fill it with gas!

15. If Ford mean's (First on race day) It is only because it is still there from the last race day.

hope you all got a laugh

[GLD-086]

lol some good one, but most are so old. Still funny though.

There's a similar thread on the Ford forums.

[STEALTHY™]

I know AU utes already have a small circle cutout for a drink in the tailgate, probably to go with the heaters

[NOT.BT1]

hahahahaha i gotta show these to my step dad he is a ford man

[vhbaby]

haha i know alot of ford loves to send these to lol

[matty88]

Found On Roadside Dumped

Love it :P