Men

[soyaman]

]was sent this .....


For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when
you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

Men are like....

1. Men are like ...Laxatives ...... They
irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like. .Bananas ....... The older they
get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ...... Weather . Nothing can be
done to change them.
4. Men are like .......Blenders You need One,
but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet,
smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ... Commercials....... You can't
believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their
clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ....Government Bonds .... They
take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run
at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn .... They satisfy you,
but only for a little w hile.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know
when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps .... Fun to
look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots . All the good
ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.


They also say why buy a book when you can Join a library

[Zuicider]

sexist pig

[Patrio7]

heh i thought it was funny, the blender one tops the list

[VZTHUNDER]

i found that funny
yet i dont agree with any of em

[TheForgotten]

bananas... oh dear I'm gonna be old one day

[vhbaby]

yeah some are true

[shaggerz]

sexist pig

lol I'VE GOT HIM!!! THE MYSTERIOUS NEGATIVE-REP-FOR-SEXIST-COMMENTS PERSON!!!