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    Default Meet the parents.....

    A young lady decides to take her new boyfriend home to meet the folks. As they approach the front door the young lady turns to her boyfriend and says.

    "Before we go inside i should tell you, my mother is Deaf and my dad is Dumb and the only way they can comunicate is by way of sign language."

    " No problem" says the boyfriend.

    As they enter she introduces the boyfriend before running off to get something from her bedroom. after a short while the mother turns to the father and signals hiim by throwing a glass of water on her grotch.
    at the mother, sticks up his finger and puts a matchstick to his eye.

    The father then looks at the mother, sticks up his finger and puts a matchstick to his eye.

    the bofriend has no idea what this means when the same thing happens again.

    the girl soon returns and says good evening to the mother and father grabs the boyfriend and leaves. she then askes if everything went well.

    "Well it was a little strange" he says. "first your mother mother turns to your father and signals him by throwing a glass of water on her grotch"

    "then your dad turns to your mother, sticks up his finger and puts a matchstick to his eye."

    "ohhhh thats nothing" says the girl.

    "Mum was saying get the C*** a drink and Dad was saying F*** you i'm watching the match.
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    hahahahaha classic
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    yes very good
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    hahaha I like that one, very nice!

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    hahaha very good

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