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    A ford driver is having problems with his car. So he takes it to the local mechanic. The mechanic walks out, takes one look and says to the ford driver, "Well there's your problem right there"

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    then the ford driver does this to the mechanic
    all those get judged by me, the king of kings..




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    thats got my vote for lamest joke ever posted here, although I'm not quite sure it qualifies as a joke

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jecs View Post
    then the ford driver does this to the mechanic
    Damn dude, i just watched that movie 2 nights ago, and the sequel last night

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    "friday"

    ive seen friday, next friday and friday after next, first ones the best, second isnt too bad, but last was a bit of a stretch

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    love tha GIF jecs~!~!~!

    got a similar joke BUT its even lamer

    Guy goes to a mechanic saying "My car is very slow off the lights and has very poor top end speed" so the mechanic replies "ok lets have a look" after a few seconds of looking over the car the mechanic turns to the owner and says "hmmm think ive found the problem" pointing towards the blue oval "your cars what we call in the profession a FORD" "i suggest u buy a real car"

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    i dont see the problem with either. i have told it numerous times and always got a good laugh

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    Quote Originally Posted by matty88 View Post
    With the amount of Ford jokes going around here, we should have a sticky
    joke, ford.... i think that pretty much sums it up already doesnt it?
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