Classes For Men At The Learning Center For Adults

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REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Monday, March 31, 2007
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1
How to Fill Up the Ice-Cube Trays---Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks: Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM .

Class 2
The Toilet-Paper Roll---Does It Change Itself?
Round-Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks: Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting the Seat and
Avoiding the Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?---Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks: Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor---
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
After-Dinner Dishes---Can They Levitate and Fly Into the Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks: Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM

Class 6
Loss of Identity---Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other.
Help-Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks: Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Learning How to Find Things---Starting with Looking in the Right Places
And Not Turning the House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum .
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch---Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful to Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights: Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
Real Men Ask for Directions When Lost---Real-Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM --Location to be determined.

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible to Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks: Saturdays at noon , 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live---Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM , location to be determined

Class 12
How to Be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation, and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks: Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM .

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy---Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates, and Calling When You're Going to Be Late.
Cerebral Shock-Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights: Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14
The Stove/Oven--- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses,
diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

[Mr Squishi]

Class 8 is untrue. There could be bees.

[VZTHUNDER]

or if they have thorns and you accidently cut your wrist with them lol

very hazardos

[NORTI]

lmao, nice try guys.....

[_Mukas_]

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible to Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks: Saturdays at noon , 2 hours.

this is just blatant lies... chicks yell scream demand and commentate something shocking while blokes drive, way worse than we do to you... reminds me of the joke...


woman in kitchen baking a cake, the hubby comes in and starts going "quick, sift the flour, crack the eggs, dont forget to work the lumps out, do you want cocoa, wait you need to add more milk quick, OH NO!!!"

the missus cuts in "what the hell are you doing, thats really annoying!"

"hey, now you know what it feels like when im driving..."