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    THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR

    A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde
    female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.
    She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.
    A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and
    again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house
    she went.

    As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again,
    marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than
    ever.

    Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
    To which she replied, "There certainly is!"
    (Are you ready? This is a beauty...)





    My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"
    Last edited by minux; 24-03-2007 at 08:47 AM.

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    no offence, but not that good, and its old anyway...
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    lmao thats gold mte

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