New Lingo

[NORTI]

New Words for 2007

* SALAD DODGER.

An excellent phrase for an overweight person.


* SWAMP-DONKEY

A deeply unattractive person.


* BLAMESTORMING.

Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a
Project failed, and who was responsible.


* SITCOMs.

Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn
into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay
home with the kids or start a "home business".


* SINBAD.

Single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and desperate.



* AEROPLANE BLONDE.

One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.



* PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE.

The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get
it to work again.



* GOING FOR A Mc*****.

Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food,
you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member,
your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is
known as a Mc**** with Lies.



* 404.

Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not
Found" meaning that the requested document could not be located.



* AUSSIE KISS.

Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.



* OH - NO SECOND.

That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just
Made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all').



* GREYHOUND

A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.



* JOHNNY-NO-STARS.

A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who
works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges
displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to
show their level of training.


* MILLENNIUM DOMES.

The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed
from The outside, but there's actually naught in there worth seeing.



* MYSTERY BUS.

The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the
Toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive
people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back
in.


* MYSTERY TAXI.

The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you
wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a
10-Pinter in
your bed instead.



* BEER COAT.

The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze
cruise At 3:00am.


* BEER COMPASS.

The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after booze
cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live, how
you got here, and where you've come from.


* TART FUEL.

Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women.

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Hehehe...seen a few of those before, but still good.

[Mr Squishi]

Percussive maintenance isn't new. I've been using it for years.

Very funny though.

[Jo3_Blo]

Lol! Some of those were funny!

[TheForgotten]

salad dodger, blamestorming, swamp-donkey and percussive maintenance are all old, but the others are new and different, might start using them myself

[VYBec]

Im new to this site and just checking it out!! LMFAO!!
Gotta use the aussie kiss line sometime!!

[NOT.BT1]

hahahahahaha tart fuel gotta use that i know lots of girls that drink lemon ruski's and vodka cruisers lmfao

[Sphinx]

Here's a few more

kleptonarcissist: Someone so vain that he/she compulsively steals glances of himself/herself in any nearby reflective surface - mirrors, polished cars, etc.

mandals: Sandals worn by men – frequently with socks

yuppie food stamps: The $20 bills that everyone gets from ATMs. They become an issue when a group goes out to eat and it comes time to pay. Each person owes $11 and no one has anything smaller than a $20 bill.