What to look for when buying a new horse

[Mk III the HSV]

A guy owns a horse stud farm and gets a call from a friend, who tells
him, "I know this midget with a speech impediment who wants to buy a
horse and I'm sending him over."

The midget arrives and the owner asks
if he wants a male or female horse. "A female horth", the midget
replies. So the owner shows him one.

"Nyth looking horth, can I thee her mouth?"
So the owner picks up the midget and shows him the horse's mouth.

"Nyth mouth, can I thee her eyeth?"
So the owner picks up the midget and shows him the horses eyes.

"Ok, what about the eerth?"
Now the owner is getting pissed off, but he picks up the midget one more
time and shows him the ears.

"OK, finally, can I thee her twat?"
With that, the owner picks up the midget and shoves his head up the
horse's vagina, then pulls him out.

Shaking his head, the midget says, "Perhapth I thould rephrathe that.

Can I thee her wun awownd?"

[AussieHolden]

What can I say but " WHAT THA"