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  1. 28-02-2007, 12:10 AM #1
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    Default Q; Why do men fart more than women?

    A; Women don't keep their mouth shut long enough to build up pressure.
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  2. 28-02-2007, 04:57 AM #2
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    they hold them it, they travel up their spine and thats where their crap ideas come from
    Japanese scientists have created a camera with such speed that they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut!
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    Very funny.. can always appreciate a good woman joke!!
    But seriously guys if any woman tells you she doesnt fart.. IT'S A LIE!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by VYBec View Post
    Very funny.. can always appreciate a good woman joke!!
    But seriously guys if any woman tells you she doesnt fart.. IT'S A LIE!!!!
    how did you come to that conclusion?

    good joke but.
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    Oh don't play coy!!
    On a different subject.. How do I learn to use this site properly?? My first day and I need some help!!
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    hahahaha it funny cause its true lmfao
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    Women when they fart don't let it rip and make it loud and be heard lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by craigvk View Post
    Women when they fart don't let it rip and make it loud and be heard lol
    How about my Dad??.... ( )...

    You so don't wanna know.
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    I have first hand experience of that
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    lmao and also there crap? men stil talk alot of crap just it comes out there a$$ and il proudly admit i fart like a bloke just ask my man lmfao
    and... on the 8th day god created fords... that was the keep the di**heads OUTA HOLDENS
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    Quote Originally Posted by slo_firo View Post
    they hold them it, they travel up their spine and thats where their crap ideas come from
    heyyyyyyyyyyyy i dont have crap ideas
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    Billy Connoly sums this up quite well.

    Men and women are good at different things. Men are good at keeping secrets, women aren't. Women are good at holding farts in, men arent.

    So the simple trick is, if you want a woman to keep a secret, whisper it up her bum!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phreddy View Post
    Billy Connoly sums this up quite well.

    Men and women are good at different things. Men are good at keeping secrets, women aren't. Women are good at holding farts in, men arent.

    So the simple trick is, if you want a woman to keep a secret, whisper it up her bum!
    Whisper it up her bum!!! Gold!!!
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    HAH!!! Yeah, I fell off the lounge laughing when Billy let that one rip!

    (from his "Live '94" DVD - it's not an EXACT quote, but you get the idea...)



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