dumb comments from housing trust customers

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Genuine Housing Commission Letters

Excerpts from real letters:

* My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it.

* He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore.

* It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow

* I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.

* I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.

* And their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.

* I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off.

* My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand? I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall.

*Will you please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant.

* I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen

* 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50% are plain filthy.

* I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers.

* The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared.

* Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink.

* Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.

* I want to complain about the farmer across the road; every morning at 6am his **** wakes me up and its now getting too much for me.

* The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.

* Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third so please send someone round to do something about it.

* I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night.

* Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife.

* I have had the clerk of works down on the floor six times but I still have no satisfaction.

[The Darkness]

LMFAO. hilarious

[shumway]

true housing commision style there always a laugh

[_Mukas_]

thats a ###n pissa

[Low_VX_Taxi]

PMSL! thatz sum classic stuff there!!!

[holdensupporter2005]

I laughed so hard it gave me asthma!!!!

[azkwazere]

that was funny as.... good stuff

aZk.

[padrickz88]

hahaha gold gold =D....

[crazyspoon05]

Absolute classics !!

[vlpurpy]

now thats sum good chit rofl lmfao