a rather nutty joke and a trucking good one

[JD]

the nut joke.

2 nuts were in the army
1st nuts says to the second " what rank are you mate? "
2nd says " im a colonel "

the trucker joke.

a little boy was playing on the stairs in his house.
he had a bag of jelly beans, he would eat one, then proceed to bite the cat and then move one step lower, he did this for a while until his mum saw what he was doing and asked him about it, " what are you doing, ben? " and he replied " well mum im playing truckers, popping pills, eating pussy and moving on! "

[hakhawk]

first one, it must still be too early for me to get, coz i just stared blankly at the screen, but the second ones a laugh


yay for work.....

[Not_An_Abba_Fan]

Colonel = kernel.

[kowan]

Colonel = kernel.

Please don't spell it out......I still don't wanna get it

[Not_An_Abba_Fan]

Didn't say it was funny....the truckin one is though.

[JD]

i heard the nut one on nova yesterday and my brother told me the truck one last night

[hakhawk]

Colonel = kernel.

ahh, makes sense now, yep, trucker one ftw this time