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  1. 14-03-2007, 08:41 PM #1
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    Default Definition of Embarassment

    A. What is the definition of embarassment?

    Q. Running into a wall with an erection and breaking your nose first.




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  2. 14-03-2007, 08:46 PM #2
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    not if you are running with your head foward. HA!
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    actually... rod's right. the normal way to run is slightly bent forward... but I still thought it was funny
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    YEah, that guys right, but like the above person said, still a bit funny.
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    Jeese, dont nkow about you guys but my clothes prevent mine sticking out that far... hahah can image evryine with massive masts stick out...hahaah

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    LOl, In class in year seven, my pants (those typical grey business like ones) were sticking up when I was sitting down, and so my friend was like "UGHH!!! He's got a BONER!!!"

    I didn't tho, it was the damn pants!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jo3_Blo View Post
    LOl, In class in year seven, my pants (those typical grey business like ones) were sticking up when I was sitting down, and so my friend was like "UGHH!!! He's got a BONER!!!"

    I didn't tho, it was the damn pants!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jo3_Blo View Post
    LOl, In class in year seven, my pants (those typical grey business like ones) were sticking up when I was sitting down, and so my friend was like "UGHH!!! He's got a BONER!!!"

    I didn't tho, it was the damn pants!
    LOL LOL ohhh yes those bloody pants, i hated them with a passion!
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    Naturally, when one attains an erection whilst sitting down in school issued pants, the penis naturally navigates to the side, down the pant leg, where it becomes increasingly uncomfortable. This can be avoided if the aroused gentlemen flicks it around on an upward bearing before a certain state of rigidity is reached, although this can only be effective if you arent wearing a belt and have on a jacket of some variety

    to confuse pleats with an erection is an insult to you as a man - pleats cant stick up more then a couple of inches...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jo3_Blo View Post
    it was the damn pants!
    A few years ago at school we had to come up with a product or something and make an ad for it, either a magazine ad, radio ad, or tv ad. One of my friends advertised 'Boner Pants', with it's own themesong and everything :P Needless to say, only being in grade 8, the teacher didn't mark him too well heh.
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    thats funny lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by kowan View Post
    A. What is the definition of embarassment?

    Q. Running into a wall with an erection and breaking your nose first.




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    Quote Originally Posted by kowan View Post
    A. What is the definition of embarassment?

    Q. Running into a wall with an erection and breaking your nose first.




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    Or having the answer as a question and vice versa....
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  14. 29-03-2007, 09:41 AM #14
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    stop it or I will tell mummy !!!
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